New job for me

"Mike Baxter" wrote in message

> Well Ladies and Gentlemen, I have a new job. Better pay, better
> benefits, very little travel after training is completed. I will be
> working about 10 miles from home. I donated my '88 Acura Integra to
> the SPCA, so I ran out and purchased a nice used car. A 2003 Acura
> RSX S. It hauls the mail pretty damn good and still gets over 30 MPH
> on the hwy.
>
> Best of all, the President of the new company rides! He has a
> billboard plastered with photos from his rides in Thailand. That's
> probably 25% of the reason I got the job.
>
> The worst is that I gotta spend 1 month in Tel Aviv, Israel training.
> I gotta score a ride if I'm gonna be there that long, don't ya think?
>
> Mike Baxter

Mike,

Most Excellent, I recall we had a RMD'r from someplace in Israel a couple of
years ago. I think he had an operating problem and we probably bamboozled
him pretty good.

I take it you are going stag, T. Baxter might buy you a male chastity belt.
They love Americans over there.

Joe
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On Fri, 29 Jun 2007 22:47:19 -0700, "Joseph Rooney"
wrote:

>
>"Mike Baxter" wrote in message
>
>> Well Ladies and Gentlemen, I have a new job. Better pay, better
>> benefits, very little travel after training is completed. I will be
>> working about 10 miles from home. I donated my '88 Acura Integra to
>> the SPCA, so I ran out and purchased a nice used car. A 2003 Acura
>> RSX S. It hauls the mail pretty damn good and still gets over 30 MPH
>> on the hwy.
>>
>> Best of all, the President of the new company rides! He has a
>> billboard plastered with photos from his rides in Thailand. That's
>> probably 25% of the reason I got the job.
>>
>> The worst is that I gotta spend 1 month in Tel Aviv, Israel training.
>> I gotta score a ride if I'm gonna be there that long, don't ya think?
>>
>> Mike Baxter
>
>Mike,
>
>Most Excellent, I recall we had a RMD'r from someplace in Israel a couple of
>years ago. I think he had an operating problem and we probably bamboozled
>him pretty good.
>
>I take it you are going stag, T. Baxter might buy you a male chastity belt.
>They love Americans over there.
>
>Joe
>


I've been there 3 times before, but only for a few days each time. The
only love that I was offered had a price, and I'm cheap.

Mike Baxter
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>>> Best of all, the President of the new company rides! He has a
>>> billboard plastered with photos from his rides in Thailand. That's
>>> probably 25% of the reason I got the job.

motorcycles bring people together.
congrats.
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On Fri, 29 Jun 2007 22:15:33 -0700, Mike Baxter
wrote:

>Well Ladies and Gentlemen, I have a new job. Better pay, better
>benefits, very little travel after training is completed. I will be
>working about 10 miles from home. I donated my '88 Acura Integra to
>the SPCA, so I ran out and purchased a nice used car. A 2003 Acura
>RSX S. It hauls the mail pretty damn good and still gets over 30 MPH
>on the hwy.
>
>Best of all, the President of the new company rides! He has a
>billboard plastered with photos from his rides in Thailand. That's
>probably 25% of the reason I got the job.
>
>The worst is that I gotta spend 1 month in Tel Aviv, Israel training.
>I gotta score a ride if I'm gonna be there that long, don't ya think?

I already had the schedule printed out for four different Hare
Scrambles series for when you moved to Charlotte...


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On Sat, 30 Jun 2007 06:57:50 -0400, scrape
wrote:


>I already had the schedule printed out for four different Hare
>Scrambles series for when you moved to Charlotte...
>

Just as well, I don't do Hare Scrambles any more. I hurt myself in
those types of races.

I move wanted to NC, but the service department is self destructing
since our director left.

Mike Baxter
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> Well Ladies and Gentlemen, I have a new job.

That's kewl - congrats! Goddamn BLTI...

> The worst is that I gotta spend 1 month in Tel Aviv, Israel training.
> I gotta score a ride if I'm gonna be there that long, don't ya think?

Uhh, I suggest investing in a good Arai.

JayC
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On Jun 29, 10:15 pm, Mike Baxter wrote:
> Well Ladies and Gentlemen, I have a new job.

Yay! Are you going to make us guess again as to what you will be doing
for a living? I'm guessing gigolo.

> Better pay, better
> benefits, very little travel after training is completed. I will be
> working about 10 miles from home.

Yay again! For purely selfish reasons, I was hoping you wouldn't be
going to the east coast anytime soon.

> I donated my '88 Acura Integra to
> the SPCA,

Alright! You're a good man, Baxter.

> so I ran out and purchased a nice used car. A 2003 Acura
> RSX S. It hauls the mail pretty damn good and still gets over 30 MPH
> on the hwy.

30mph? Well, I would hope so <G>
If that's your criteria, you could always ride Tracy's super-cool
scooter.

>
> Best of all, the President of the new company rides!

Uh-oh. That just means he's gonna get suspicious when you call in sick
after the first rain of the season.

> He has a billboard plastered with photos from his rides in Thailand.

Thailand...
Why does a red flag go up whenever I hear of men traveling to
Thailand?

Maybe it has something to do with that "love for a price" thing...

> That's
> probably 25% of the reason I got the job.

And 50% of the reason is probably because you're so damned good-
looking.
Just wait'll he sees what a good rider you are!

>
> The worst is that I gotta spend 1 month in Tel Aviv, Israel training.
> I gotta score a ride if I'm gonna be there that long, don't ya think?

Absolutely. If you wanna find someone that rides there, try AdvRider.
It is truly a global community over there.

>
> Mike Baxter

I'm happy for you, Mike. And I'm happy for me in that you aren't going
to be so far away...for now.

Tami-
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On Fri, 29 Jun 2007 22:15:33 -0700, Mike Baxter
wrote:

>Well Ladies and Gentlemen, I have a new job. Better pay, better
>benefits, very little travel after training is completed. I will be
>working about 10 miles from home.

I guess this means no more fly-by trips to BOI? Booo...

> I donated my '88 Acura Integra to
>the SPCA, so I ran out and purchased a nice used car.

The German Shepard and the Rottweiler are arguing over who gets the
Integra as we speak...

>A 2003 Acura
>RSX S. It hauls the mail pretty damn good and still gets over 30 MPH
>on the hwy.

Mike, take it out of first gear next time.

>Best of all, the President of the new company rides! He has a
>billboard plastered with photos from his rides in Thailand. That's
>probably 25% of the reason I got the job.

>The worst is that I gotta spend 1 month in Tel Aviv, Israel training.
>I gotta score a ride if I'm gonna be there that long, don't ya think?

Congrats Mike, hope you like it better than your old job.

>Mike Baxter

DJ
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> Yay again! For purely selfish reasons, I was hoping you wouldn't be
> going to the east coast anytime soon.

<grumble, grumble>
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On Sat, 30 Jun 2007 10:18:12 -0600, IdaSpode
wrote:

>On Fri, 29 Jun 2007 22:15:33 -0700, Mike Baxter
>wrote:

>I guess this means no more fly-by trips to BOI? Booo...
>

Probably not.


>> I donated my '88 Acura Integra to
>>the SPCA, so I ran out and purchased a nice used car.
>
>The German Shepard and the Rottweiler are arguing over who gets the
>Integra as we speak...
>

They can both piss on it as long as I get my tax deduction.


>>A 2003 Acura
>>RSX S. It hauls the mail pretty damn good and still gets over 30 MPH
>>on the hwy.
>
>Mike, take it out of first gear next time.
>

Will do! The speedo reads all the way to 180, but that's just ricer
flash.


>Congrats Mike, hope you like it better than your old job.
>
>DJ

Thanks!

Mike Baxter
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On Sat, 30 Jun 2007 07:21:40 -0700, Mike Baxter
wrote:

>>I already had the schedule printed out for four different Hare
>>Scrambles series for when you moved to Charlotte...
>>
>
>Just as well, I don't do Hare Scrambles any more. I hurt myself in
>those types of races.

If'd you'd have moved here, your choices as far as racing would
have been MX and Hare Scrambles. With an occasional GNCC.

>I move wanted to NC, but the service department is self destructing
>since our director left.

Amazing how that works.


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On Sat, 30 Jun 2007 12:43:40 -0400, scrape
wrote:

>On Sat, 30 Jun 2007 07:21:40 -0700, Mike Baxter
> wrote:
>
>>>I already had the schedule printed out for four different Hare
>>>Scrambles series for when you moved to Charlotte...
>>>
>>
>>Just as well, I don't do Hare Scrambles any more. I hurt myself in
>>those types of races.
>
>If'd you'd have moved here, your choices as far as racing would
>have been MX and Hare Scrambles. With an occasional GNCC.


No enduros?


>
>>I move wanted to NC, but the service department is self destructing
>>since our director left.
>
>Amazing how that works.
>
>


Yes, yes it is.


Mike Baxter
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On Sat, 30 Jun 2007 16:25:39 GMT, Chris Buckley
wrote:

>Dean H. wrote:
>>> Yay again! For purely selfish reasons, I was hoping you wouldn't be
>>> going to the east coast anytime soon.
>>
>> <grumble, grumble>
>>
>>
>I once heard that the reason that the wind usually from west
>to east is because the east coast sucks, is that true???

Nah. The west coast blows.


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