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BrianNZ

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(Msg. 1) Posted: Sun Jul 08, 2007 11:56 pm
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Just got off the phone to my mate with the KTM SuperDuke......he went
for a hoon yesterday with the usual suspects but this time it was a
'couples' ride (thats why I didn't go Smile ).

He's now got the new radar detector mounted (front and back!) and was
happy with the warnings it gave. Then came Mt Messenger (as mentioned in
previous posts) and the tight stuff. He was saying he got in the groove,
carving the corners up then caught up to a 4X4 plodding uphill so he
chopped it into first to power past, popped a wheelie and promptly lost
his missus off the back in front of the 4X4! She had decided to do some
sightseeing instead of hanging on and wasn't paying attention. She
always wears full gear so it's just a bruised ego and ass for the pair
of them (I will be asking to check for bruising). Her pants are a write
off, but she's a good girl and jumped back on to carry on to the Awakino
pub.

While they were sitting down to a burger and pint the 4X4 arrived in the
carpark and the driver nutted off about the incident saying how it's
lucky there was no cell phone coverage or he would have rung the police,
dangerous bloody bikes,etc. before getting back in and buggering off.

Too bad his rant was directed at another group of bikers who had just
turned up coming from the opposite direction and they had no idea what
he was on about........priceless!

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(Msg. 2) Posted: Sun Jul 08, 2007 11:56 pm
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On Jul 8, 10:43 pm, BrianNZ <b....TakeThisOut@itnz.co.nz> wrote:
> Just got off the phone to my mate with the KTM SuperDuke......he went
> for a hoon yesterday with the usual suspects but this time it was a
> 'couples' ride (thats why I didn't go Smile ).
>
> He's now got the new radar detector mounted (front and back!) and was
> happy with the warnings it gave. Then came Mt Messenger (as mentioned in
> previous posts) and the tight stuff. He was saying he got in the groove,
> carving the corners up then caught up to a 4X4 plodding uphill so he
> chopped it into first to power past, popped a wheelie and promptly lost
> his missus off the back in front of the 4X4! She had decided to do some
> sightseeing instead of hanging on and wasn't paying attention. She
> always wears full gear so it's just a bruised ego and ass for the pair
> of them (I will be asking to check for bruising). Her pants are a write
> off, but she's a good girl and jumped back on to carry on to the Awakino
> pub.
>
> While they were sitting down to a burger and pint the 4X4 arrived in the
> carpark and the driver nutted off about the incident saying how it's
> lucky there was no cell phone coverage or he would have rung the police,
> dangerous bloody bikes,etc. before getting back in and buggering off.
>
> Too bad his rant was directed at another group of bikers who had just
> turned up coming from the opposite direction and they had no idea what
> he was on about........priceless!

Yeah. Your bud really showed that dumbass cager what was what!

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(Msg. 3) Posted: Mon Jul 09, 2007 12:56 am
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tomorrow.DeleteThis@erols.com wrote:
> On Jul 8, 10:43 pm, BrianNZ <b....DeleteThis@itnz.co.nz> wrote:
>> Just got off the phone to my mate with the KTM SuperDuke......he went
>> for a hoon yesterday with the usual suspects but this time it was a
>> 'couples' ride (thats why I didn't go Smile ).
>>
>> He's now got the new radar detector mounted (front and back!) and was
>> happy with the warnings it gave. Then came Mt Messenger (as mentioned in
>> previous posts) and the tight stuff. He was saying he got in the groove,
>> carving the corners up then caught up to a 4X4 plodding uphill so he
>> chopped it into first to power past, popped a wheelie and promptly lost
>> his missus off the back in front of the 4X4! She had decided to do some
>> sightseeing instead of hanging on and wasn't paying attention. She
>> always wears full gear so it's just a bruised ego and ass for the pair
>> of them (I will be asking to check for bruising). Her pants are a write
>> off, but she's a good girl and jumped back on to carry on to the Awakino
>> pub.
>>
>> While they were sitting down to a burger and pint the 4X4 arrived in the
>> carpark and the driver nutted off about the incident saying how it's
>> lucky there was no cell phone coverage or he would have rung the police,
>> dangerous bloody bikes,etc. before getting back in and buggering off.
>>
>> Too bad his rant was directed at another group of bikers who had just
>> turned up coming from the opposite direction and they had no idea what
>> he was on about........priceless!
>
> Yeah. Your bud really showed that dumbass cager what was what!
>


And don't think he'll live it down for a long time yet. It won't just be
his missus giving him some grief!

She's a nurse and is getting her tailbone X-rayed as a freebe at
work....'just in case' she broke something.

I can see the rear footpegs being removed and hung on the wall......
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(Msg. 4) Posted: Mon Jul 09, 2007 3:56 am
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BrianNZ wrote:

[...a funny story, snipped]

I am a unilingual Anglo Canuck, which in the context
of Canadian politics places me in a certain identifiable
cultural group. The point of all this being that I *thought*
I spoke English, that is until I subscribed to uk.rec.motorcycles
and tried to read the postings. It's almost as if they're in
a foreign language.

However, I thought at least I'm at home in Reeky, until I read
your posting... well I suppose "hoon" is a journey (?) and
to "nut off" is to complain loudly.

If Australians speak "Strine" what do NZ'ers speak?

Sean_Q_
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(Msg. 5) Posted: Mon Jul 09, 2007 3:56 am
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On Mon, 09 Jul 2007 06:45:09 GMT, Sean <no.spam.DeleteThis@no.spam> wrote:

>If Australians speak "Strine" what do NZ'ers speak?

The Kiwian's English.

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Jeff Mayner

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(Msg. 6) Posted: Mon Jul 09, 2007 4:58 am
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BrianNZ wrote:
> tomorrow RemoveThis @erols.com wrote:
>> On Jul 8, 10:43 pm, BrianNZ <b... RemoveThis @itnz.co.nz> wrote:
>>> Just got off the phone to my mate with the KTM SuperDuke......he
>>> went for a hoon yesterday with the usual suspects but this time it
>>> was a 'couples' ride (thats why I didn't go Smile ).
>>>
>>> He's now got the new radar detector mounted (front and back!) and
>>> was happy with the warnings it gave. Then came Mt Messenger (as
>>> mentioned in previous posts) and the tight stuff. He was saying he
>>> got in the groove, carving the corners up then caught up to a 4X4
>>> plodding uphill so he chopped it into first to power past, popped a
>>> wheelie and promptly lost his missus off the back in front of the
>>> 4X4! She had decided to do some sightseeing instead of hanging on
>>> and wasn't paying attention. She always wears full gear so it's
>>> just a bruised ego and ass for the pair of them (I will be asking
>>> to check for bruising). Her pants are a write off, but she's a good
>>> girl and jumped back on to carry on to the Awakino pub.
>>>
>>> While they were sitting down to a burger and pint the 4X4 arrived
>>> in the carpark and the driver nutted off about the incident saying
>>> how it's lucky there was no cell phone coverage or he would have
>>> rung the police, dangerous bloody bikes,etc. before getting back in
>>> and buggering off. Too bad his rant was directed at another group of
>>> bikers who had
>>> just turned up coming from the opposite direction and they had no
>>> idea what he was on about........priceless!
>>
>> Yeah. Your bud really showed that dumbass cager what was what!
>>
>
>
> And don't think he'll live it down for a long time yet. It won't just
> be his missus giving him some grief!
>
> She's a nurse and is getting her tailbone X-rayed as a freebe at
> work....'just in case' she broke something.
>
> I can see the rear footpegs being removed and hung on the wall......

If I did that to my wife the footpegs would not be the only "things" hung on
the wall.

Makes my dick shrivel up just thinking about it. Sad
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(Msg. 7) Posted: Mon Jul 09, 2007 7:08 am
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On Mon, 09 Jul 2007 06:45:09 GMT, Sean <no.spam.DeleteThis@no.spam> wrote:

>BrianNZ wrote:
>
>[...a funny story, snipped]
>
>I am a unilingual Anglo Canuck, which in the context
>of Canadian politics places me in a certain identifiable
>cultural group. The point of all this being that I *thought*
>I spoke English, that is until I subscribed to uk.rec.motorcycles
>and tried to read the postings. It's almost as if they're in
>a foreign language.
>
>However, I thought at least I'm at home in Reeky, until I read
>your posting... well I suppose "hoon" is a journey (?) and
>to "nut off" is to complain loudly.
>
>If Australians speak "Strine" what do NZ'ers speak?
>
>Sean_Q_

Fortunately for me I am trilingual.
English, French and British (only one official dialect though)
After 30 years in Canada I did have to take a refresher course but now
I am almost back up to speed.
--
Bob Mann

Sex is like air; it's not important unless you
aren't getting any
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(Msg. 8) Posted: Mon Jul 09, 2007 10:59 am
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"Turby" <turbosurfer RemoveThis @beach.comber> wrote

> On Mon, 09 Jul 2007 06:45:09 GMT, Sean <no.spam RemoveThis @no.spam> wrote:
>
>>If Australians speak "Strine" what do NZ'ers speak?
>
> The Kiwian's English.

It's sort of fruity, then?
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(Msg. 9) Posted: Mon Jul 09, 2007 5:56 pm
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Sean wrote:
> BrianNZ wrote:
>
> [...a funny story, snipped]
>
> I am a unilingual Anglo Canuck, which in the context
> of Canadian politics places me in a certain identifiable
> cultural group. The point of all this being that I *thought*
> I spoke English, that is until I subscribed to uk.rec.motorcycles
> and tried to read the postings. It's almost as if they're in
> a foreign language.
>
> However, I thought at least I'm at home in Reeky, until I read
> your posting... well I suppose "hoon" is a journey (?)


It's a fast & reckless journey........



> and
> to "nut off" is to complain loudly.


.....with pulsing forehead veins, spittle flying from the corners of the
mouth and strained vocal chords. Smile



>
> If Australians speak "Strine" what do NZ'ers speak?
>
> Sean_Q_


Kia ora, we speak the good England, eh bro!

Maori & English are the official languages, but we pick the funny bits
from TV shows (complete with mock accents) into the mix as well,
bastardise the vowels....and then we say it all really fast so
foreigners can't understand!

English = Fish and chips
Aussie = feesh and cheeps
Kiwi = fush and chups
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