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Victor Smootbank

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(Msg. 1) Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2007 4:10 pm
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It's extremly EVIL and worshipping its daddy, Satan.

What can I do now???

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P. Roehling

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(Msg. 2) Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2007 8:03 pm
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"Victor Smootbank" wrote

> It's extremly EVIL and worshipping its daddy, Satan.
>
> What can I do now???

Sacrifice a few virgins and get back to us.

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Jamin

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(Msg. 3) Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2007 9:36 pm
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on 9/6/07 4:10 PM, Victor Smootbank wrote:

> It's extremly EVIL and worshipping its daddy, Satan.
>
> What can I do now???
>

What the rest of us do: Ride it.

So what if it's the devil. Quit bitching. Are you a motorcycle rider or not?

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"Freedom costs a buck-oh-five"
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~kurt

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(Msg. 4) Posted: Fri Sep 07, 2007 12:36 am
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Albrecht via MotorcycleKB

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(Msg. 5) Posted: Fri Sep 07, 2007 1:29 am
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Victor Smootbank wrote:
>It's extremly EVIL and worshipping its daddy, Satan.
>
>What can I do now???

Park it on the street,leave the keys in it, walk away, never look back.

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Stephan Rose

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(Msg. 6) Posted: Fri Sep 07, 2007 1:42 am
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On Thu, 06 Sep 2007 16:10:39 -0700, Victor Smootbank wrote:

> It's extremly EVIL and worshipping its daddy, Satan.
>
> What can I do now???

You can give it to me. =)

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君のこと思い出す日なんてないのは
君のこと忘れたときがないから
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BrianNZ

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(Msg. 7) Posted: Fri Sep 07, 2007 1:22 pm
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Victor Smootbank wrote:
> It's extremly EVIL and worshipping its daddy, Satan.
>
> What can I do now???
>


Fire and acid!
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~kurt

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(Msg. 8) Posted: Fri Sep 07, 2007 1:22 pm
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tomorrow

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(Msg. 9) Posted: Fri Sep 07, 2007 4:10 pm
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On Sep 6, 7:10 pm, Victor Smootbank wrote:
> It's extremly EVIL and worshipping its daddy, Satan.

That's the way they're supposed to be. If they're not like that, THEN
you sell 'em.
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BrianNZ

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(Msg. 10) Posted: Fri Sep 07, 2007 4:14 pm
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~kurt wrote:
> BrianNZ wrote:
>>
>> Fire and acid!
>
> Would a motorcycle exorcism consist of a good flogging at the local track?
>
> - Kurt


Maybe a possesed bike goes harder than a blessed one? Time to phone a
witchdoctor! Smile
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pelliot

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(Msg. 11) Posted: Fri Sep 07, 2007 5:11 pm
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Jamin wrote:
> on 9/6/07 4:10 PM, Victor Smootbank wrote:
>
>> It's extremly EVIL and worshipping its daddy, Satan.
>>
>> What can I do now???
>>
>
> What the rest of us do: Ride it.
>
> So what if it's the devil. Quit bitching. Are you a motorcycle rider or not?
>
Good answer!
Smile

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German, the lovers French and it is all organized by the Swiss.

Hell is where the police are German, the chefs British, the mechanics
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Jamin

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(Msg. 12) Posted: Fri Sep 07, 2007 5:11 pm
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On 9/7/07 10:11 AM, "Paul Elliot" wrote:

> Jamin wrote:
>> on 9/6/07 4:10 PM, Victor Smootbank wrote:
>>
>>> It's extremly EVIL and worshipping its daddy, Satan.
>>>
>>> What can I do now???
>>>
>>
>> What the rest of us do: Ride it.
>>
>> So what if it's the devil. Quit bitching. Are you a motorcycle rider or not?
>>
> Good answer!
> Smile

I remember when I first discovered my bike had an evil streak. At first I
thought "uh oh", but since then I've realized all it takes is devotion and a
steady hand.

I don't cast out the demons. I bend them to my will.

Smile

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smn

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(Msg. 13) Posted: Fri Sep 07, 2007 10:50 pm
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"Victor Smootbank" wrote in message

> It's extremly EVIL and worshipping its daddy, Satan.
>
> What can I do now???

anything you please
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~kurt

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(Msg. 14) Posted: Sat Sep 08, 2007 1:25 am
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Jamin wrote:
>
> I remember when I first discovered my bike had an evil streak. At first I
> thought "uh oh", but since then I've realized all it takes is devotion and a
> steady hand.

Oh, yea, right, you are *blaming* the bike....

- Kurt
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Jamin

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(Msg. 15) Posted: Sat Sep 08, 2007 1:25 am
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on 9/7/07 6:25 PM, ~kurt wrote:

> Jamin wrote:
>>
>> I remember when I first discovered my bike had an evil streak. At first I
>> thought "uh oh", but since then I've realized all it takes is devotion and a
>> steady hand.
>
> Oh, yea, right, you are *blaming* the bike....
>
That's correct, officer.

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