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Gyp

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(Msg. 1) Posted: Mon Jun 14, 2004 12:40 am
Post subject: SWMBO is asleep on the sofa
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Should I...

a) gently wake her and bring her to bed or
b) wait until she wakes up and comes to bed and give her grief tomorrow
like she would me in similar circumstances
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platypus1

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(Msg. 2) Posted: Mon Jun 14, 2004 12:40 am
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Gyp wrote:
 > Should I...
 >
 > a) gently wake her and bring her to bed or
 > b) wait until she wakes up and comes to bed and give her grief
 > tomorrow like she would me in similar circumstances

c) take advantage
d) put her hand in a bucket of cold water, and see if it's true what they
say
e) set her alarm clock to five minutes before the time it normally goes off,
put out the lights, and hide round the back of the sofa to watch the fun

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Spete

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(Msg. 3) Posted: Mon Jun 14, 2004 12:52 am
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"Gyp" wrote in message

 > Should I...
 >
 > a) gently wake her and bring her to bed or
 > b) wait until she wakes up and comes to bed and give her grief tomorrow
 > like she would me in similar circumstances

Give her one now and ask in the morning if she liked it?

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Champ

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(Msg. 4) Posted: Mon Jun 14, 2004 1:44 am
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On Sun, 13 Jun 2004 23:40:45 +0100, Gyp
wrote:

 >Should I...
 >
 >a) gently wake her and bring her to bed or
 >b) wait until she wakes up and comes to bed and give her grief tomorrow
 >like she would me in similar circumstances

c) jizz on her face.

I'm sorry, did I type that out loud?
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Ginge

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(Msg. 5) Posted: Mon Jun 14, 2004 8:22 am
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platypus wrote:
 > d) put her hand in a bucket of cold water, and see if it's true what they
 > say

I was told it should be luke warm water.

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platypus1

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(Msg. 6) Posted: Mon Jun 14, 2004 8:22 am
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Ginge wrote:
 > platypus wrote:
  >> d) put her hand in a bucket of cold water, and see if it's true what
  >> they say
 >
 > I was told it should be luke warm water.

Spike Milligan reckoned cold IIRC. According to here:

<a rel="nofollow" style='text-decoration: none;' href="http://chaoskids.com/BIRP/sleepover.html" target="_blank">http://chaoskids.com/BIRP/sleepover.html</a>

it should be warm then cold.

Only one way to find out...

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(Msg. 7) Posted: Mon Jun 14, 2004 10:16 am
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"Champ" wrote in message


  > >Should I...
  > >
  > >a) gently wake her and bring her to bed or
  > >b) wait until she wakes up and comes to bed and give her grief
tomorrow
  > >like she would me in similar circumstances
 >
 > c) jizz on her face.
 >
 > I'm sorry, did I type that out loud?

It's what we were all thinking.

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