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(Msg. 16) Posted: Fri May 20, 2005 11:13 pm
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Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Bear
<bastardDOTbear RemoveThis @gmail.com> typed
>In article <Xkn9i+sRAmjCJwTc@rcav8r.demon.co.uk>, Wicked Uncle Nigel
>says...
>> Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, eatmorepies
>> <jan9mung9mun9day RemoveThis @lineone.net> typed
>> >
>> >"Grimley_Feindish" <alan.farrell3"nofeckingspam"@btopenworld.com> wrote in
>> >message news:d6l0a9$8jq$1@nwrdmz03.dmz.ncs.ea.ibs-infra.bt.com...
>> >> So does this new bill regarding Inciting Religious Hatred mean that
>> >> Christians are in trouble when it comes to the Satanist lot then?
>> >>
>> >
>> >As a Jeddi I'm looking forward to being able to walk the streets in perfect
>> >safety.
>>
>> <BZZZZZZZZZZZT-VOOOOOOOOOOM-VOOOOOOOOOOOM-splash>
>>
>> Sorry, I had to cut his head off with my light sabre.
>>
>> I mean: Spell 'Jedi', he can't.
>>
>> "It was the midichlorians wot made me do it".
>
>Out of interest, did you google for the spelling of midichlorians?
<gazes at floor>
<small voice>
No.
Did you?
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(Msg. 17) Posted: Fri May 20, 2005 11:16 pm
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In article <0kT1ijuBEmjCJwW+@rcav8r.demon.co.uk>, Wicked Uncle Nigel
says...
> Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Bear
> <bastardDOTbear DeleteThis @gmail.com> typed
> >In article <Xkn9i+sRAmjCJwTc@rcav8r.demon.co.uk>, Wicked Uncle Nigel
> >says...
> >> Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, eatmorepies
> >> <jan9mung9mun9day DeleteThis @lineone.net> typed
> >> >
> >> >"Grimley_Feindish" <alan.farrell3"nofeckingspam"@btopenworld.com> wrote in
> >> >message news:d6l0a9$8jq$1@nwrdmz03.dmz.ncs.ea.ibs-infra.bt.com...
> >> >> So does this new bill regarding Inciting Religious Hatred mean that
> >> >> Christians are in trouble when it comes to the Satanist lot then?
> >> >>
> >> >
> >> >As a Jeddi I'm looking forward to being able to walk the streets in perfect
> >> >safety.
> >>
> >> <BZZZZZZZZZZZT-VOOOOOOOOOOM-VOOOOOOOOOOOM-splash>
> >>
> >> Sorry, I had to cut his head off with my light sabre.
> >>
> >> I mean: Spell 'Jedi', he can't.
> >>
> >> "It was the midichlorians wot made me do it".
> >
> >Out of interest, did you google for the spelling of midichlorians?
>
> <gazes at floor>
>
> <small voice>
>
> No.
>
> Did you?
No, I copied you coz I was 90% certain your engineer head wouldn't have
allowed you to post it without checking.
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(Msg. 18) Posted: Fri May 20, 2005 11:18 pm
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Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Bear
<bastardDOTbear DeleteThis @gmail.com> typed
>In article <0kT1ijuBEmjCJwW+@rcav8r.demon.co.uk>, Wicked Uncle Nigel
>says...
>> Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Bear
>> <bastardDOTbear DeleteThis @gmail.com> typed
>> >In article <Xkn9i+sRAmjCJwTc@rcav8r.demon.co.uk>, Wicked Uncle Nigel
>> >says...
>> >>
>> >> "It was the midichlorians wot made me do it".
>> >
>> >Out of interest, did you google for the spelling of midichlorians?
>>
>> <gazes at floor>
>>
>> <small voice>
>>
>> No.
>>
>> Did you?
>
>No, I copied you coz I was 90% certain your engineer head wouldn't have
>allowed you to post it without checking.
You cunt. I've just had to go and check.
I was right.
Haven't you got anything better to do than play with my head?
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and Ducati Race Engineer.
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(Msg. 19) Posted: Fri May 20, 2005 11:20 pm
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In article <HznJnaxQJmjCJwwb.TakeThisOut@rcav8r.demon.co.uk>, Wicked Uncle Nigel
says...
> Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Bear
> <bastardDOTbear.TakeThisOut@gmail.com> typed
> >In article <0kT1ijuBEmjCJwW+@rcav8r.demon.co.uk>, Wicked Uncle Nigel
> >says...
> >> Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Bear
> >> <bastardDOTbear.TakeThisOut@gmail.com> typed
> >> >In article <Xkn9i+sRAmjCJwTc@rcav8r.demon.co.uk>, Wicked Uncle Nigel
> >> >says...
> >> >>
> >> >> "It was the midichlorians wot made me do it".
> >> >
> >> >Out of interest, did you google for the spelling of midichlorians?
> >>
> >> <gazes at floor>
> >>
> >> <small voice>
> >>
> >> No.
> >>
> >> Did you?
> >
> >No, I copied you coz I was 90% certain your engineer head wouldn't have
> >allowed you to post it without checking.
>
> You cunt. I've just had to go and check.
>
> I was right.
>
> Haven't you got anything better to do than play with my head?
Currently, as of this moment?
<thinks>
No.
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(Msg. 20) Posted: Sat May 21, 2005 12:06 am
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Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Bear
<bastardDOTbear RemoveThis @gmail.com> typed
>In article <HznJnaxQJmjCJwwb RemoveThis @rcav8r.demon.co.uk>, Wicked Uncle Nigel
>says...
>>
>> Haven't you got anything better to do than play with my head?
>
>Currently, as of this moment?
>
><thinks>
>
>No.
Oh. Bugger.
Anyway. hard day's spanna-wanking tomorrow, so I'm off to me pit.
Go and pick on... <shoves pin into list>
Platy.
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and Ducati Race Engineer.
WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
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(Msg. 21) Posted: Sat May 21, 2005 12:06 am
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Wicked Uncle Nigel wrote:
> Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Bear
> <bastardDOTbear.RemoveThis@gmail.com> typed
>> In article <HznJnaxQJmjCJwwb.RemoveThis@rcav8r.demon.co.uk>, Wicked Uncle Nigel
>> says...
>>>
>>> Haven't you got anything better to do than play with my head?
>>
>> Currently, as of this moment?
>>
>> <thinks>
>>
>> No.
>
> Oh. Bugger.
>
> Anyway. hard day's spanna-wanking tomorrow, so I'm off to me pit.
>
> Go and pick on... <shoves pin into list>
>
> Platy.
Cunt.
Wait, I can do better than that:
Sarah's cousin has offered me a grand for the outfit.
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(Msg. 22) Posted: Sat May 21, 2005 12:12 am
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Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, platypus
<monotreme DeleteThis @blueyonder.co.uk> typed
>Wicked Uncle Nigel wrote:
>> Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Bear
>> <bastardDOTbear DeleteThis @gmail.com> typed
>>> In article <HznJnaxQJmjCJwwb DeleteThis @rcav8r.demon.co.uk>, Wicked Uncle Nigel
>>> says...
>>>>
>>>> Haven't you got anything better to do than play with my head?
>>>
>>> Currently, as of this moment?
>>>
>>> <thinks>
>>>
>>> No.
>>
>> Oh. Bugger.
>>
>> Anyway. hard day's spanna-wanking tomorrow, so I'm off to me pit.
>>
>> Go and pick on... <shoves pin into list>
>>
>> Platy.
>
>Cunt.
>
>Wait, I can do better than that:
>
>Sarah's cousin has offered me a grand for the outfit.
Cool! Wait... Sarah's probably giving him the money.
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and Ducati Race Engineer.
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(Msg. 23) Posted: Sat May 21, 2005 12:12 am
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Wicked Uncle Nigel wrote:
> Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, platypus
> <monotreme.RemoveThis@blueyonder.co.uk> typed
>> Wicked Uncle Nigel wrote:
>>> Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Bear
>>> <bastardDOTbear.RemoveThis@gmail.com> typed
>>>> In article <HznJnaxQJmjCJwwb.RemoveThis@rcav8r.demon.co.uk>, Wicked Uncle
>>>> Nigel says...
>>>>>
>>>>> Haven't you got anything better to do than play with my head?
>>>>
>>>> Currently, as of this moment?
>>>>
>>>> <thinks>
>>>>
>>>> No.
>>>
>>> Oh. Bugger.
>>>
>>> Anyway. hard day's spanna-wanking tomorrow, so I'm off to me pit.
>>>
>>> Go and pick on... <shoves pin into list>
>>>
>>> Platy.
>>
>> Cunt.
>>
>> Wait, I can do better than that:
>>
>> Sarah's cousin has offered me a grand for the outfit.
>
> Cool! Wait... Sarah's probably giving him the money.
Unlikely. Me, Sarah and his wife have talked him out of it with extreme
prejudice. He really isn't the type for long-term Dnepr ownership.
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(Msg. 24) Posted: Sat May 21, 2005 1:34 am
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In article <ATQIf7yO2mjCJwTo RemoveThis @rcav8r.demon.co.uk>, Wicked Uncle Nigel
says...
> Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Bear
> <bastardDOTbear RemoveThis @gmail.com> typed
> >In article <HznJnaxQJmjCJwwb RemoveThis @rcav8r.demon.co.uk>, Wicked Uncle Nigel
> >says...
> >>
> >> Haven't you got anything better to do than play with my head?
> >
> >Currently, as of this moment?
> >
> ><thinks>
> >
> >No.
>
> Oh. Bugger.
>
> Anyway. hard day's spanna-wanking tomorrow, so I'm off to me pit.
>
> Go and pick on... <shoves pin into list>
>
> Platy.
No, he's too clever and random for the likes of me.
I can only afford to mop up the no-hopers.
No offence 
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(Msg. 25) Posted: Sat May 21, 2005 1:34 am
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In article <wguje.36386$G8.28660@text.news.blueyonder.co.uk>, platypus
says...
> He really isn't the type for long-term Dnepr ownership.
Is there such a thing?
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(Msg. 26) Posted: Sat May 21, 2005 1:57 am
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On Fri, 20 May 2005 08:57:40 -0700, muddycat <muddydotcat.RemoveThis@gmail.com>
wrote:
>In article <vv1s811srt37a72eg6c56c94l94pjpkt0s.RemoveThis@4ax.com>,
> Pip <NOSPAMgingerbloke.RemoveThis@OMITTHISgmail.com> wrote:
>
>> On Fri, 20 May 2005 15:50:54 +0000 (UTC), Keelworm
>> <bike.RemoveThis@YOURTITSgoldingweb.co.uk> wrote:
>>
>> > And what
>> >about stonings... everyone likes a good stoning?
>>
>> Far out, man.
>
>Dude, I think he means with rocks. It's a bummer.
Eh?
<turns slowly>
Hey, man, that's like ... heavy, dude.
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(Msg. 27) Posted: Sat May 21, 2005 2:00 am
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Bear wrote:
> In article <wguje.36386$G8.28660@text.news.blueyonder.co.uk>, platypus
> says...
>
>> He really isn't the type for long-term Dnepr ownership.
>
> Is there such a thing?
Somebody with a natural bent for patient bodging, no desire to get anywhere
fast, and nerves of steel.
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(Msg. 28) Posted: Sat May 21, 2005 3:55 am
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Bear scribbled on the back of a napkin:
> In article <wguje.36386$G8.28660@text.news.blueyonder.co.uk>,
> platypus says...
>
> > He really isn't the type for long-term Dnepr ownership.
>
> Is there such a thing?
Once you bought the bugger, you can't shift it?
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(Msg. 29) Posted: Sat May 21, 2005 4:55 am
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In article <rDwje.36430$G8.17263@text.news.blueyonder.co.uk>, platypus
says...
> Bear wrote:
> > In article <wguje.36386$G8.28660@text.news.blueyonder.co.uk>, platypus
> > says...
> >
> >> He really isn't the type for long-term Dnepr ownership.
> >
> > Is there such a thing?
>
> Somebody with a natural bent for patient bodging, no desire to get anywhere
> fast, and nerves of steel.
Slow, bent and unyielding ... hmmmmmmmm ...
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(Msg. 30) Posted: Sat May 21, 2005 2:55 pm
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We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the
drugs began to take hold. I remember "platypus"
<monotreme.RemoveThis@blueyonder.co.uk> saying something like:
>Sarah's cousin has offered me a grand for the outfit.
Including the gimp mask?
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