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I saw this and thought of you:

My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided
to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged
me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing
bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger
sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight
mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near
me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be
deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else.

One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the
wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me
that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me
that she couldn=3Ft overcome and didn=3Ft really want to overcome. She told
me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and
committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and couldn=3Ft say a
word. She said, =3FI=3Fm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go
ahead with it just come up and get me.=3F I was stunned. I was frozen in
shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she
pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood
there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I
opened the door and stepped out of the house. I walked straight towards
my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his
eyes he hugged me and said, =3FWe are very happy that you have passed our
little test. We couldn=3Ft ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome
to the family=3F.

The moral of this story is:

Always keep your condoms in your car.

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