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In article <ulim90ht23riqocnh9rk823602b538dsa0.DeleteThis@4ax.com>,
Ben Blaney <benblaney.DeleteThis@ukrm.net> wrote:
 >William Grainger wrote:
 >
  >>Did I pass you in bloovan yesterday? Near Huntingdon. Towing
  >>a caravan?
 >
 >Did you overtake him in lane 2.5?

No. I was filtering past a queue for a roundabout.
I think it was 1 lane, no central barrier, his lane
was stationary. Couldn't see the van until I was
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William Grainger says...
 >
 > Did I pass you in bloovan yesterday? Near Huntingdon. Towing
 > a caravan?

You might have done, but I wasn't towing a caravan.

Yes, my van is very bloo, but has no towbar.

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In article <MPG.1b059272b872e006989762.RemoveThis@news.individual.net>,
Lozzo <lozzo.RemoveThis@lozzo.org.uk> wrote:
 >William Grainger says...
  >>
  >> Did I pass you in bloovan yesterday? Near Huntingdon. Towing
  >> a caravan?
 >
 >You might have done, but I wasn't towing a caravan.

Fair enough.

 >Yes, my van is very bloo, but has no towbar.

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William Grainger wrote:

   > >> Did I pass you in bloovan yesterday? Near Huntingdon. Towing
   > >> a caravan?
  > >
  > > You might have done, but I wasn't towing a caravan.
 >
 > Fair enough.
 >
  > > Yes, my van is very bloo, but has no towbar.
 >
 > That's fairly conclusive...

Actually, I thought "I wasn't towing a caravan" was enough proof.

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sweller said:

 >William Grainger wrote:
 >
   >> >> Did I pass you in bloovan yesterday? Near Huntingdon. Towing
   >> >> a caravan?
   >> >
   >> > You might have done, but I wasn't towing a caravan.
  >>
  >> Fair enough.
  >>
   >> > Yes, my van is very bloo, but has no towbar.
  >>
  >> That's fairly conclusive...
 >
 >Actually, I thought "I wasn't towing a caravan" was enough proof.

Doesn't prove anything without corroboration. It's a van - anyone could
have hooked a caravan to it and the driver would never notice until he
walked round the back to open the doors. It's not as if mirrors are a
big part of van drivers lives is it?
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Simon Atkinson <fvzrf.TakeThisOut@jnsre.bet.hxERZBIRGUVFOVG> says...

 > It's not as if mirrors are a
 > big part of van drivers lives is it?

Certainly not mine. What's behind is past, look to the future.

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Lozzo said:

 >Simon Atkinson <fvzrf DeleteThis @jnsre.bet.hxERZBIRGUVFOVG> says...
 >
  >> It's not as if mirrors are a
  >> big part of van drivers lives is it?
 >
 >Certainly not mine. What's behind is past, look to the future.

Works on so many levels.
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Lozzo says...
 > Simon Atkinson <fvzrf DeleteThis @jnsre.bet.hxERZBIRGUVFOVG> says...
 >
  > > It's not as if mirrors are a
  > > big part of van drivers lives is it?
 >
 > Certainly not mine. What's behind is past, look to the future.
 >
 >
Oh gawd, I can just see you as that failing actor trying to get us to
sign up to his electricity thing. Powergen or something.

<eek>

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Nidge wrote
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 >Lozzo <lozzo.TakeThisOut@lozzo.org.uk> wrote
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 >snip
 >
  >> What's behind is past, look to the future.
 >
 >
 >Curiously enough, if you were a Gorilla you wouldn't say (well OK, sign)
 >that.
 >
 >Apparently psychologists have determined that Gorillas 'sign' the past as in
 >front of them and the future behind them.
 >This being the opposite of what Chimpanzees do which is akin to the Human
 >instinct to regard the future as in some sense 'in front of you'. That
 >initially caused the researchers to assume the Gorillas weren't quite as
 >bright. Then they explored it a bit more in depth and it emerged (so far as
 >they could get their heads round the Gorillas' mindset) the Gorillas were
 >trying to indicate they saw the past clearly, the future was more uncertain.

Deep that is man. Really, really deep.



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Lozzo <lozzo.RemoveThis@lozzo.org.uk> wrote


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 > What's behind is past, look to the future.


Curiously enough, if you were a Gorilla you wouldn't say (well OK, sign)
that.

Apparently psychologists have determined that Gorillas 'sign' the past as in
front of them and the future behind them.
This being the opposite of what Chimpanzees do which is akin to the Human
instinct to regard the future as in some sense 'in front of you'. That
initially caused the researchers to assume the Gorillas weren't quite as
bright. Then they explored it a bit more in depth and it emerged (so far as
they could get their heads round the Gorillas' mindset) the Gorillas were
trying to indicate they saw the past clearly, the future was more uncertain.

I don't know if they got them driving vans 'though.


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In article <1084060409.5597.0.DeleteThis@ersa.uk.clara.net>,
Nidge <nigelmurray.DeleteThis@freeuk.com> wrote:
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 >Lozzo <lozzo.DeleteThis@lozzo.org.uk> wrote
 >
 >
 >snip
 >
  >> What's behind is past, look to the future.
 >
 >
 >Curiously enough, if you were a Gorilla you wouldn't say (well OK, sign)
 >that.
 >
 >Apparently psychologists have determined that Gorillas 'sign' the past as in
 >front of them and the future behind them.
 >This being the opposite of what Chimpanzees do which is akin to the Human
 >instinct to regard the future as in some sense 'in front of you'. That
 >initially caused the researchers to assume the Gorillas weren't quite as
 >bright. Then they explored it a bit more in depth and it emerged (so far as
 >they could get their heads round the Gorillas' mindset) the Gorillas were
 >trying to indicate they saw the past clearly, the future was more uncertain.

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