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(Msg. 46) Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 8:13 pm
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(Msg. 47) Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 8:37 pm Post subject: Re: News from the Eastern Front [Login to view extended thread Info.] Archived from groups: per prev. post (more info?)

Adie wrote: > Adie <spam.RemoveThis@bonwick.me.uk> : > >> Adie <spam.RemoveThis@bonwick.me.uk> : >> >>> latest update: >> >> and yet there's more.... > > just received a text...its pretty much self explanatory and titled > "ouch" > > http://www.bonwick.me.uk/25012008.jpg Stupid cunt took his axe then. -- Hog '03 ST4S '96 Bastard12 '89 R100RS '81 XS650 '78 RD400 >> Stay informed about: News from the Eastern Front

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(Msg. 48) Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 8:38 pm Post subject: Re: News from the Eastern Front [Login to view extended thread Info.] Archived from groups: per prev. post (more info?)

Adie says... > Adie <spam.TakeThisOut@bonwick.me.uk> : > > >Adie <spam.TakeThisOut@bonwick.me.uk> : > > > >>latest update: > > > >and yet there's more.... > > just received a text...its pretty much self explanatory and titled > "ouch" > > http://www.bonwick.me.uk/25012008.jpg I'm surprised he hasn't already cauterised it with an oxy-actylene torch. -- Lozzo My bike list is too big for demon.local >> Stay informed about: News from the Eastern Front

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(Msg. 49) Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 11:52 pm Post subject: Re: News from the Eastern Front [Login to view extended thread Info.] Archived from groups: per prev. post (more info?)

On Fri, 25 Jan 2008 20:12:06 +0000, Adie <spam DeleteThis @bonwick.me.uk> wrote: >Adie <spam DeleteThis @bonwick.me.uk> : > >>Adie <spam DeleteThis @bonwick.me.uk> : >> >>>latest update: >> >>and yet there's more.... > >just received a text...its pretty much self explanatory and titled >"ouch" > >http://www.bonwick.me.uk/25012008.jpg Recently recieved a text from Burnt: "Please help. Sweller pissed witless and cannot walk" Why he sent to me I have no idea, unless he just sent to everyone in his phone book. -- Champ ZX10R \| GPz750turbo \| GSX-R 600 racer My advice as your attorney is to buy a motorcycle To email me, neal at my domain should work. >> Stay informed about: News from the Eastern Front

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(Msg. 50) Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 11:57 pm Post subject: Re: News from the Eastern Front [Login to view extended thread Info.] Archived from groups: per prev. post (more info?)

In article <kjgkp39jtsaf8cl6a0bn2eqtonq96jlhlk.DeleteThis@4ax.com>, spam.DeleteThis@bonwick.me.uk says... > Adie <spam.DeleteThis@bonwick.me.uk> : > > >Adie <spam.DeleteThis@bonwick.me.uk> : > > > >>latest update: > > > >and yet there's more.... > > just received a text...its pretty much self explanatory and titled > "ouch" > > http://www.bonwick.me.uk/25012008.jpg Evidently he couldn't get raw steak this time and had to improvise. >> Stay informed about: News from the Eastern Front

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(Msg. 51) Posted: Sat Jan 26, 2008 1:10 am Post subject: Re: News from the Eastern Front [Login to view extended thread Info.] Archived from groups: per prev. post (more info?)

On Fri, 25 Jan 2008 23:52:51 +0000, Champ <neal.RemoveThis@champ.org.uk> wrote: >Recently recieved a text from Burnt: > >"Please help. Sweller pissed witless and cannot walk" OK, OK. You got me. Can we expect the International Incident to occur shortly? -- Pip: B12 >> Stay informed about: News from the Eastern Front

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(Msg. 52) Posted: Sat Jan 26, 2008 6:15 pm Post subject: Re: News from the Eastern Front [Login to view extended thread Info.] Archived from groups: per prev. post (more info?)

On Fri, 25 Jan 2008 23:52:51 +0000, Champ <neal.DeleteThis@champ.org.uk> wrote: >On Fri, 25 Jan 2008 20:12:06 +0000, Adie <spam.DeleteThis@bonwick.me.uk> wrote: > >>Adie <spam.DeleteThis@bonwick.me.uk> : >> >>>Adie <spam.DeleteThis@bonwick.me.uk> : >>> >>>>latest update: >>> >>>and yet there's more.... >> >>just received a text...its pretty much self explanatory and titled >>"ouch" >> >>http://www.bonwick.me.uk/25012008.jpg > >Recently recieved a text from Burnt: > >"Please help. Sweller pissed witless and cannot walk" LOL! How many people have been randomly insulted? -- Paul C - "the big camp bastard" (tm d.a.r.s.y) VFR800 \| ZX6R \| R1150GS BOD#5, two#4, BOTAFOT#23, BOTAFOF#4, URMSBC#09, COFF#09 Admits to working for London Underground! >> Stay informed about: News from the Eastern Front

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(Msg. 53) Posted: Sat Jan 26, 2008 8:23 pm Post subject: Re: News from the Eastern Front [Login to view extended thread Info.] Imported from groups: per prev. post (more info?)

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(Msg. 54) Posted: Sat Jan 26, 2008 8:41 pm Post subject: Re: News from the Eastern Front [Login to view extended thread Info.] Archived from groups: per prev. post (more info?)

In communiqué <522lp3tq02h48ks3isodkeoq8hl5442r16.RemoveThis@4ax.com>, Pip <gingerblokeNOSPAM.RemoveThis@NOSPAMgmail.com> cast forth these pearls of wisdom >On Fri, 25 Jan 2008 23:52:51 +0000, Champ <neal.RemoveThis@champ.org.uk> wrote: > >>Recently recieved a text from Burnt: >> >>"Please help. Sweller pissed witless and cannot walk" > >OK, OK. You got me. > >Can we expect the International Incident to occur shortly? > Heard on shouted on Peel camp site, TT week 1978 at around 1 AM after some teutonic visitors got a bit out of hand. "We beat you twice, we can beat you again!" -- +-------------------------------------------------------------+ \| Pete Fisher at Home: Peter.RemoveThis@ps-fisher.demon.co.uk \| \| Voxan Roadster Gilera Nordwest Yamaha WR250Z \| \| Gilera GFR * 2 Moto Morini 2C/375 \| +-------------------------------------------------------------+ >> Stay informed about: News from the Eastern Front

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(Msg. 55) Posted: Sat Jan 26, 2008 9:03 pm Post subject: Re: News from the Eastern Front [Login to view extended thread Info.] Archived from groups: per prev. post (more info?)

In article <ec5np314k74l8uf1ec65qsnhdhcndc01cf.DeleteThis@4ax.com>, spam.DeleteThis@bonwick.me.uk says... > Sweller got up in the night for a piss and slid and cart wheeled down > the hill while still pissing. Artistic impression: 9 Technical Merit: 2 >> Stay informed about: News from the Eastern Front

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(Msg. 56) Posted: Sat Jan 26, 2008 11:35 pm Post subject: Re: News from the Eastern Front [Login to view extended thread Info.] Archived from groups: per prev. post (more info?)

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, SD <salad.dodger.TakeThisOut@dsl.pipex.com> typed >On Fri, 25 Jan 2008 00:26:33 +0000, Adie <spam.TakeThisOut@bonwick.me.uk> wrote: > > >>the rest will proceed to the rally and start drinking more. > >This all sounds suitably stupid, but it's still got some distance to >go to outdo the "touring" proposal I received recently. > >You know who you are. Well, I still think it's a good idea. -- Wicked Uncle Nigel - "He's hopeless, but he's honest" WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41 SBS#39 OMF#6 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner", Honda GL1000K2 (Fallen apart) Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Norton 850 Commando Kawasaki GTR1400 >> Stay informed about: News from the Eastern Front

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(Msg. 57) Posted: Sun Jan 27, 2008 2:06 am Post subject: Re: News from the Eastern Front [Login to view extended thread Info.] Archived from groups: per prev. post (more info?)

On Sat, 26 Jan 2008 23:35:30 +0000, Wicked Uncle Nigel <wun DeleteThis @wicked-uncle-nigel.me.uk> wrote: >Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, SD ><salad.dodger DeleteThis @dsl.pipex.com> typed >>On Fri, 25 Jan 2008 00:26:33 +0000, Adie <spam DeleteThis @bonwick.me.uk> wrote: >> >> >>>the rest will proceed to the rally and start drinking more. >> >>This all sounds suitably stupid, but it's still got some distance to >>go to outdo the "touring" proposal I received recently. >> >>You know who you are. > >Well, I still think it's a good idea. Oh, the trip's a good idea, I'll give you that. It's the "in a week" bit I was struggling with. Additionally, I'm not that convinced of the appeal of 71degN at the back end of September. >> Stay informed about: News from the Eastern Front

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(Msg. 58) Posted: Sun Jan 27, 2008 9:42 am Post subject: Re: News from the Eastern Front [Login to view extended thread Info.] Archived from groups: per prev. post (more info?)

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, SD <salad.dodger.RemoveThis@dsl.pipex.com> typed >On Sat, 26 Jan 2008 23:35:30 +0000, Wicked Uncle Nigel ><wun.RemoveThis@wicked-uncle-nigel.me.uk> wrote: > >>Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, SD >><salad.dodger.RemoveThis@dsl.pipex.com> typed >>>On Fri, 25 Jan 2008 00:26:33 +0000, Adie <spam.RemoveThis@bonwick.me.uk> wrote: >>> >>> >>>>the rest will proceed to the rally and start drinking more. >>> >>>This all sounds suitably stupid, but it's still got some distance to >>>go to outdo the "touring" proposal I received recently. >>> >>>You know who you are. >> >>Well, I still think it's a good idea. > >Oh, the trip's a good idea, I'll give you that. > >It's the "in a week" bit I was struggling with. One way looked OK. I must get the calculator out again. >Additionally, I'm not that convinced of the appeal of 71degN at the >back end of September. You're probably right. Next year? -- Wicked Uncle Nigel - "He's hopeless, but he's honest" WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41 SBS#39 OMF#6 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner", Honda GL1000K2 (Fallen apart) Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Norton 850 Commando Kawasaki GTR1400 >> Stay informed about: News from the Eastern Front

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(Msg. 59) Posted: Sun Jan 27, 2008 10:08 am Post subject: Re: News from the Eastern Front [Login to view extended thread Info.] Archived from groups: per prev. post (more info?)

Wicked Uncle Nigel wrote: > Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, SD > <salad.dodger DeleteThis @dsl.pipex.com> typed > > On Sat, 26 Jan 2008 23:35:30 +0000, Wicked Uncle Nigel > ><wun DeleteThis @wicked-uncle-nigel.me.uk> wrote: > > > > > Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, SD > >><salad.dodger DeleteThis @dsl.pipex.com> typed > >>>On Fri, 25 Jan 2008 00:26:33 +0000, Adie <spam DeleteThis @bonwick.me.uk> > wrote: > > > > > > > > > > > > > the rest will proceed to the rally and start drinking more. > > > > > > > > This all sounds suitably stupid, but it's still got some > > > > distance to go to outdo the "touring" proposal I received > > > > recently. > > > > > > > > You know who you are. > > > > > > Well, I still think it's a good idea. > > > > Oh, the trip's a good idea, I'll give you that. > > > > It's the "in a week" bit I was struggling with. > > One way looked OK. I must get the calculator out again. > > > Additionally, I'm not that convinced of the appeal of 71degN at the > > back end of September. > > You're probably right. Next year? You need to build one of these: http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/object/dayinpictures?o=10&f=/g/a/2008/01/2 4/dip.DTL&type=dayinpictures -- Dan L Too much time to think, too little to do. dan.yodanet DeleteThis @gmail.com http://thebikeshed.spaces.live.com/ 1996 Kawasaki ZR1100 Zephyr BOTAFOT #140 (KotL 2005/6/7) X-FOT#000 DIAABTCOD #26 BOMB#18 (slow) OMF#11 >> Stay informed about: News from the Eastern Front

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(Msg. 60) Posted: Sun Jan 27, 2008 2:58 pm Post subject: Re: News from the Eastern Front [Login to view extended thread Info.] Archived from groups: per prev. post (more info?)

On Sat, 26 Jan 2008 20:23:19 +0000, Adie <spam.DeleteThis@bonwick.me.uk> wrote: >Andy sounded remarkably sober and sensible. I'm worried! As Darsy point out months ago, it's instructive that Andy is the sharpest tool in that box. -- Champ ZX10R \| GPz750turbo \| GSX-R 600 racer My advice as your attorney is to buy a motorcycle To email me, neal at my domain should work. >> Stay informed about: News from the Eastern Front

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