On Jun 7, 12:09?pm, "Seth Hammond" <lesliesethhamm... DeleteThis @yahoo.com>
wrote:
> "Two Wheels Good, Four Wheels Bad" <rechazo.t... DeleteThis @gmail.com> wrote in messagenews:1181238728.472457.218030@n15g2000prd.googlegroups.com...
> I'll push this a bit further: I'm amused at the use of the word 'custom'
> when it involves use of interchangeable parts. In my book, you don't
> "customize" with a wrench. Most is merely random reassembly. Much is also
> grotesque.
Grotesque?
Reminds me of the metrosexual who was walking his poodle. He
encountered another man who had the ugliest animal imaginable on a
chain. It was squatty and built really low to the ground and it had a
long snout and big teeth and no hair at all.
The poodle quickly ran over to sniff the second dog's butt and assert
its dominance. The ugly animal killed the poodle and ate it.
The metrosexual wrang his hands and whined, "How could you just stand
there
and let your mean old dog eat my poor little Fifi?"
The other guy said, "What dog? That's my pet alligator and he's in a
bad mood because I cut his tail off."
I remember seeing Harley 45's running around with the tractor seat and
no rear fender. That's what reminded me of he angry alligator.
Some of the earliest choppers were in fact grotesque-looking, after
all the saddlebags and windshields and floorboards and general garbage
wagon parts were stripped off of them.
Customization consisted of stripping a stock bike to its bare
essentials and maybe
adding some hotrod styling to it like pinstripes and flames.
Nowdays, anybody with a credit card can buy a mass produced Japanese
cruiser and hang a dream catcher on the sissy bar and call it a
"custom".
I watch those showswhere the custom fabricators make a one-off frame
and gas tank and seat and weird handlebars and headlight brackets.
The always get their engine from a company that makes aftermarket
Harleyesque engines.
The frames are custom if they are one off, but I don't see anybody
building truly custom motors. If an engine part breaks, new parts can
be ordered, and, while they are limited production bits, they aren't
exactly custom.
Some friends of mine built an endurance roadracer once, just to run it
in the 6-Hour at Ontario. They were cutting parts off the frame with a
welding torch and saying they didn't need this or that, cutting it off
would make it lighter.
When they were done, they had a custom one-off aluminum gas tank and
seat and oil tank, and custom exhaust pipes unlike anything else in
the world and they were making custom lightweight footpegs, and I
asked them what they would do if they crashed early in the race, were
they going to stop and build new custom parts before getting back into
the race?
Another guy I knew had a custom built frame wrapped around a Japanese
4 cylinder engine. It was beautifully crafted, with the best Italian
suspension components, wheels, and brakes, but the owner couldn't ride
it, it had been designed to fit a much smaller man...
There is a definite practicality in using mass produced parts and
staying close to
stock, however non-custom that may be. You can cut the bike's tail off
later...
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