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Mark

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(Msg. 1) Posted: Wed Oct 17, 2007 3:46 pm
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Does anyone know the terms and can point me to something online?

Mark

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(Msg. 2) Posted: Wed Oct 17, 2007 3:46 pm
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Mark says...
> Does anyone know the terms

If the tyre is punctured within the first 1mm of wear then they will
replace the tyre FOC. You will be liable for the labour to change it
IIRC.

> and can point me to something online?

www.veronicamoser.com

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(Msg. 3) Posted: Wed Oct 17, 2007 5:45 pm
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Lozzo wrote:
> Mark says...
>> Does anyone know the terms
>
> If the tyre is punctured within the first 1mm of wear then they will
> replace the tyre FOC. You will be liable for the labour to change it
> IIRC.
>
>> and can point me to something online?
>
> www.veronicamoser.com

You utter cunt, thats worse than Marmite crisps you bastard.

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(Msg. 4) Posted: Wed Oct 17, 2007 5:45 pm
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Nige says...
> Lozzo wrote:
> > Mark says...
> >> Does anyone know the terms
> >
> > If the tyre is punctured within the first 1mm of wear then they will
> > replace the tyre FOC. You will be liable for the labour to change it
> > IIRC.
> >
> >> and can point me to something online?
> >
> > www.veronicamoser.com
>
> You utter cunt, thats worse than Marmite crisps you bastard.

Of all the people, I'm glad it was you who opened that page.

Result!

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(Msg. 5) Posted: Wed Oct 17, 2007 5:45 pm
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Lozzo wrote:
> Nige says...
>> Lozzo wrote:
>>> Mark says...
>>>> Does anyone know the terms
>>>
>>> If the tyre is punctured within the first 1mm of wear then they
>>> will replace the tyre FOC. You will be liable for the labour to
>>> change it IIRC.
>>>
>>>> and can point me to something online?
>>>
>>> www.veronicamoser.com
>>
>> You utter cunt, thats worse than Marmite crisps you bastard.
>
> Of all the people, I'm glad it was you who opened that page.
>
> Result!

Bog off, I like a bit of porn, not faceshitting though!

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(Msg. 6) Posted: Wed Oct 17, 2007 5:45 pm
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Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Nige
typed
>Lozzo wrote:
>> Mark says...
>>> Does anyone know the terms
>>
>> If the tyre is punctured within the first 1mm of wear then they will
>> replace the tyre FOC. You will be liable for the labour to change it
>> IIRC.
>>
>>> and can point me to something online?
>>
>> www.veronicamoser.com
>
>You utter cunt, thats worse than Marmite crisps you bastard.

<Applause>

Well batted, Lozzo.

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(Msg. 7) Posted: Wed Oct 17, 2007 5:45 pm
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Wicked Uncle Nigel wrote:
> Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Nige
> typed
>> Lozzo wrote:
>>> Mark says...
>>>> Does anyone know the terms
>>>
>>> If the tyre is punctured within the first 1mm of wear then they will
>>> replace the tyre FOC. You will be liable for the labour to change it
>>> IIRC.
>>>
>>>> and can point me to something online?
>>>
>>> www.veronicamoser.com
>>
>> You utter cunt, thats worse than Marmite crisps you bastard.
>
> <Applause>
>
> Well batted, Lozzo.

Indeed, it's a while since anyone fell for that old ruse

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(Msg. 8) Posted: Wed Oct 17, 2007 5:45 pm
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Wicked Uncle Nigel says...
> Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Nige
> typed
> >Lozzo wrote:
> >> Mark says...
> >>> Does anyone know the terms
> >>
> >> If the tyre is punctured within the first 1mm of wear then they will
> >> replace the tyre FOC. You will be liable for the labour to change it
> >> IIRC.
> >>
> >>> and can point me to something online?
> >>
> >> www.veronicamoser.com
> >
> >You utter cunt, thats worse than Marmite crisps you bastard.
>
> <Applause>
>
> Well batted, Lozzo.

<Bows>

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(Msg. 9) Posted: Wed Oct 17, 2007 5:45 pm
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Lozzo wrote:
> Wicked Uncle Nigel says...
>> Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Nige
>> typed
>>> Lozzo wrote:
>>>> Mark says...
>>>>> Does anyone know the terms
>>>>
>>>> If the tyre is punctured within the first 1mm of wear then they
>>>> will replace the tyre FOC. You will be liable for the labour to
>>>> change it IIRC.
>>>>
>>>>> and can point me to something online?
>>>>
>>>> www.veronicamoser.com
>>>
>>> You utter cunt, thats worse than Marmite crisps you bastard.
>>
>> <Applause>
>>
>> Well batted, Lozzo.
>
> <Bows>

heheh - bastard.

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(Msg. 10) Posted: Wed Oct 17, 2007 5:45 pm
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Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Lozzo
typed
>Wicked Uncle Nigel says...
>> Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Nige
>> typed
>> >Lozzo wrote:
>> >> Mark says...
>> >>> Does anyone know the terms
>> >>
>> >> If the tyre is punctured within the first 1mm of wear then they will
>> >> replace the tyre FOC. You will be liable for the labour to change it
>> >> IIRC.
>> >>
>> >>> and can point me to something online?
>> >>
>> >> www.veronicamoser.com
>> >
>> >You utter cunt, thats worse than Marmite crisps you bastard.
>>
>> <Applause>
>>
>> Well batted, Lozzo.
>
><Bows>

<Hurriedly runs around to the front>

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(Msg. 11) Posted: Wed Oct 17, 2007 5:45 pm
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Wicked Uncle Nigel wrote:
> Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Lozzo
> typed
>> Wicked Uncle Nigel says...
>>> Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Nige
>>> typed
>>>> Lozzo wrote:
>>>>> Mark says...
>>>>>> Does anyone know the terms
>>>>>
>>>>> If the tyre is punctured within the first 1mm of wear then they
>>>>> will replace the tyre FOC. You will be liable for the labour to
>>>>> change it IIRC.
>>>>>
>>>>>> and can point me to something online?
>>>>>
>>>>> www.veronicamoser.com
>>>>
>>>> You utter cunt, thats worse than Marmite crisps you bastard.
>>>
>>> <Applause>
>>>
>>> Well batted, Lozzo.
>>
>> <Bows>
>
> <Hurriedly runs around to the front>

hehehe

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(Msg. 12) Posted: Wed Oct 17, 2007 5:45 pm
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Lozzo wrote:
> Mark says...
>> Does anyone know the terms
>
> If the tyre is punctured within the first 1mm of wear then they will
> replace the tyre FOC. You will be liable for the labour to change it
> IIRC.
>
>> and can point me to something online?
>
> www.veronicamoser.com

Isnt there a wear furrow on the tyre too?

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(Msg. 14) Posted: Wed Oct 17, 2007 6:46 pm
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nigel.inceBUGGEROFF.RemoveThis@btinternet.com says...
> Lozzo wrote:

> > www.veronicamoser.com
>
> You utter cunt, thats worse than Marmite crisps you bastard.

How do you think they make marmite crisps... eh?
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(Msg. 15) Posted: Wed Oct 17, 2007 9:45 pm
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"Nige" wrote in message

> Lozzo wrote:
>> Mark says...
>>> Does anyone know the terms
>>
>> If the tyre is punctured within the first 1mm of wear then they will
>> replace the tyre FOC. You will be liable for the labour to change it
>> IIRC.
>>
>>> and can point me to something online?
>>
>> www.veronicamoser.com
>
> You utter cunt, thats worse than Marmite crisps you bastard.

Ahh... well it had to be someone.


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