Australian Commonsense party!

http://penellum.penrith.net.au/

LMAO!


It's enough to send shivers down anyone's spine. Oh dear ***** God,
the images come rushing to mind - missing thongs, Winnie blues,
Commodores, mullets, wife-beaters and housos. You sink down into your
seat as the train pulls into the station, hoping desperately to avoid
eye-contact with any of the filthy, stinking, dishevelled looking
people taking their seats around you.

Oh yes, I'm sure many of you know exactly what I am talking about
here. That ONE creepy as ***** houso who gets on in Druitt, insists on
sitting near you and proceeding to complain to you in obscene language
and gestures about his dole cheque not coming through and Shazza
threatening a divorce, or about the Commodore leaking oil, "she won't
start up".

Only last month was I poorly chatted up by a 160kg Samoan, who lived
"...with his cuz in Druitt mate," and in one of the most disturbing
moments of my life, he lunged himself at me as the train pulled into
the notorious crime-haven (we call Mt Druitt Train Station) and
proceeded to slobber all over my cheek, then whisk off leaving the
stench of old beer, poverty and stale cigarette smoke behind him.

Meanwhile, a couple across the carriage have a domestic about the guy
getting another speeding fine and the loss of his license.

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 > LMAO!
 >
 >
 > It's enough to send shivers down anyone's spine. Oh dear ***** God,
 > the images come rushing to mind - missing thongs, Winnie blues,
 > Commodores, mullets, wife-beaters and housos. You sink down into your
 > seat as the train pulls into the station, hoping desperately to avoid
 > eye-contact with any of the filthy, stinking, dishevelled looking
 > people taking their seats around you.
 >
 > Oh yes, I'm sure many of you know exactly what I am talking about
 > here. That ONE creepy as ***** houso who gets on in Druitt, insists on
 > sitting near you and proceeding to complain to you in obscene language
 > and gestures about his dole cheque not coming through and Shazza
 > threatening a divorce, or about the Commodore leaking oil, "she won't
 > start up".
 >
 > Only last month was I poorly chatted up by a 160kg Samoan, who lived
 > "...with his cuz in Druitt mate," and in one of the most disturbing
 > moments of my life, he lunged himself at me as the train pulled into
 > the notorious crime-haven (we call Mt Druitt Train Station) and
 > proceeded to slobber all over my cheek, then whisk off leaving the
 > stench of old beer, poverty and stale cigarette smoke behind him.
 >
 > Meanwhile, a couple across the carriage have a domestic about the guy
 > getting another speeding fine and the loss of his license.
 >
 >
 >
 >
....and how many of them welcomed you back and asked if you'd been locked up?

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