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muddycat wrote
 >In article <h6aq0XFMsCACFwVM.RemoveThis@thecow.me.uk>,
 > steve auvache <dont_spam.RemoveThis@thecow.me.uk> wrote:
 >
  >> Salad Dodger wrote
   >> >"Pope John Paul II is rushed to hospital with breathing difficulties
   >> >after falling ill with flu, the Vatican says."
  >>
  >> Worse now it is. He has a proper latin name for it now. Good as dead
  >> then.
 >
 >Pick a day then. I give him till this thursday.

You are joking right? The logistical nightmare that will be the funeral
needs at least three weeks of planning. Thursday fortnight and not a
day before and that is assuming it is not a stunt, what with Easter
being round the corner and everything.

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steve auvache wrote:

 > muddycat wrote
 >
  >>In article <h6aq0XFMsCACFwVM.DeleteThis@thecow.me.uk>,
  >>steve auvache <dont_spam.DeleteThis@thecow.me.uk> wrote:
  >>
  >>
   >>>Salad Dodger wrote
   >>>
   >>>>"Pope John Paul II is rushed to hospital with breathing difficulties
   >>>>after falling ill with flu, the Vatican says."
   >>>
   >>>Worse now it is. He has a proper latin name for it now. Good as dead
   >>>then.
  >>
  >>Pick a day then. I give him till this thursday.
 >
 >
 > You are joking right? The logistical nightmare that will be the funeral
 > needs at least three weeks of planning. Thursday fortnight and not a
 > day before and that is assuming it is not a stunt, what with Easter
 > being round the corner and everything.
 >

Surely they've been planning it for ~ 25 years/

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prawn wrote
 >steve auvache wrote:
 >
  >> muddycat wrote
  >>
   >>>In article <h6aq0XFMsCACFwVM.RemoveThis@thecow.me.uk>,
   >>>steve auvache <dont_spam.RemoveThis@thecow.me.uk> wrote:
   >>>
   >>>
   >>>>Salad Dodger wrote
   >>>>
   >>>>>"Pope John Paul II is rushed to hospital with breathing difficulties
   >>>>>after falling ill with flu, the Vatican says."
   >>>>
   >>>>Worse now it is. He has a proper latin name for it now. Good as dead
   >>>>then.
   >>>
   >>>Pick a day then. I give him till this thursday.
  >>
  >>
  >> You are joking right? The logistical nightmare that will be the funeral
  >> needs at least three weeks of planning. Thursday fortnight and not a
  >> day before and that is assuming it is not a stunt, what with Easter
  >> being round the corner and everything.
  >>
 >
 >Surely they've been planning it for ~ 25 years/

Perzackerly, they have to get the smell of mothballs out of their formal
burying a stiff pontiff frocks.



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"Salad Dodger" <salad.dodger.DeleteThis@gmail.com> wrote in message
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 > "Pope John Paul II is rushed to hospital with breathing difficulties
 > after falling ill with flu, the Vatican says."

He can't die until the Duracells powering his electric legs trolley (The old
one the Queen Mum used to use) run out.

Lets face it he'll fall off his trolley, die, be resurrected and a book
about his exploits will be published that'll be an international best seller
for aeons...........

Strange..........that scenario (minus the trolley) seems familiar?!?


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Salad Dodger wrote:

 > "Pope John Paul II is rushed to hospital with breathing difficulties
 > after falling ill with flu, the Vatican says."

Bollox. I've lost my betting slip.

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muddycat <muddydotcat DeleteThis @gmail.com> wrote:

 > In article <h6aq0XFMsCACFwVM DeleteThis @thecow.me.uk>,
 > steve auvache <dont_spam DeleteThis @thecow.me.uk> wrote:
 >
  > > Salad Dodger wrote
   > > >"Pope John Paul II is rushed to hospital with breathing difficulties
   > > >after falling ill with flu, the Vatican says."
  > >
  > > Worse now it is. He has a proper latin name for it now. Good as dead
  > > then.
 >
 > Pick a day then. I give him till this thursday.


My guess is that the next Pope will be called Peter, just to be awkward.


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The Older Gentleman wrote
 >muddycat <muddydotcat.DeleteThis@gmail.com> wrote:
 >
  >> In article <h6aq0XFMsCACFwVM.DeleteThis@thecow.me.uk>,
  >> steve auvache <dont_spam.DeleteThis@thecow.me.uk> wrote:
  >>
   >> > Salad Dodger wrote
   >> > >"Pope John Paul II is rushed to hospital with breathing difficulties
   >> > >after falling ill with flu, the Vatican says."
   >> >
   >> > Worse now it is. He has a proper latin name for it now. Good as dead
   >> > then.
  >>
  >> Pick a day then. I give him till this thursday.
 >
 >
 >My guess is that the next Pope will be called Peter, just to be awkward.

Last but one according to Nostradamus, if I remember right.

What a pisser eh, the absolute certain knowledge that pretty much
whatever he does it will be the bloke who comes after who is forever
remembered by history as the Last Pope.


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Salad Dodger wrote:
 > "Pope John Paul II is rushed to hospital with breathing difficulties
 > after falling ill with flu, the Vatican says."

Hi, this is AndrewR. Sorry but I'm out of the country at the moment. If
you would like to leave a message then please do so after the beep.
Alternatively you can try my mobile number or call the Vatican and ask for
Carol's old extension. Thanks.

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The Older Gentleman
 > muddycat
  > > steve auvache
   > > > Salad Dodger

   > > > >"Pope John Paul II is rushed to hospital with breathing difficulties
   > > > >after falling ill with flu, the Vatican says."
   > > >
   > > > Worse now it is. He has a proper latin name for it now. Good as dead
   > > > then.
  > >
  > > Pick a day then. I give him till this thursday.
 >
 >
 > My guess is that the next Pope will be called Peter, just to be awkward.

You reckon I should offer my services then?

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Genuine_Froggie wrote:
 > Salad Dodger <salad.dodger.RemoveThis@gmail.com> wrote:
 >
  > > "Pope John Paul II is rushed to hospital with breathing
difficulties
  > > after falling ill with flu, the Vatican says."
 >
 > The hypocrisy of religious cretins (now _that_ gets my vote as
tautology
 > of the year 2005) is in panicking because the old cunt is going to
die.
 > I mean, isn't that what Christians live all their lives for ? To die
 > and go to meet their Creator ?

you don't think the boys at the top that actually run the show believe
all that religious mumbo-jumbo themselves, do you?

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Salad Dodger <salad.dodger.RemoveThis@gmail.com> wrote:

 > "Pope John Paul II is rushed to hospital with breathing difficulties
 > after falling ill with flu, the Vatican says."

The hypocrisy of religious cretins (now _that_ gets my vote as tautology
of the year 2005) is in panicking because the old cunt is going to die.
I mean, isn't that what Christians live all their lives for ? To die
and go to meet their Creator ?

Fucking imbeciles.

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