Air Buffs alert

"serf" <serf.DeleteThis@nospamthanx.com> wrote in message
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> This is wrong in *so* many ways.
>
> http://www.smh.com.au/articles/2008/01/29/1201369085633.html
>
> Firstly, what has been in close contact with *your* seat previously?
> Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew.
>
> How about the scenario of a forced landing, followed by deployment of
> bouncy slides?

They are German, they will simply put towels on the seats, and speak loudly
to each other to drown out the farting noises as they take off.
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Rajabin wrote:

>
> They are German, they will simply put towels on the seats, and speak loudly
> to each other to drown out the farting noises as they take off.
>
>

They don't need to be German to put towels on the seats: carrying a
towel to sit on is established naturist etiquette (I wonder of Douglas
Adams was a naturist?)
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