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Calgary2

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(Msg. 1) Posted: Thu Aug 12, 2004 2:13 am
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What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder
about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all
been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How
about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these
questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%



and


K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work
and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there,
it's the BullshiT and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.

And it only goes to prove that Moto had it figured out a long time
ago.

Don Binns
84 - Virago 1000
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http://www3.telus.net/public/dbinns/

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(Msg. 2) Posted: Thu Aug 12, 2004 7:18 am
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donnie ...
You're about as funny as a wheelchair.
Dream that up on your own, didja?


moto


A home without a Mother is not a real home.

It is a great place to bring girls tho.


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Margaret M.

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(Msg. 3) Posted: Fri Aug 13, 2004 10:20 am
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moto wrote:
 > donnie ...
 > You're about as funny as a wheelchair.
 > Dream that up on your own, didja?

Actually, moto, people have been sending it to their *friends* in
email for quite some time now. I'm surprised you haven't gotten it in
your email.

Uh...nevermind.
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(Msg. 4) Posted: Fri Aug 13, 2004 10:20 am
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Mag ...
I scrap 90% of the e-mail from folks I don't know, or don't care to have
e-mail me. I may have trashed it without reading it.
In this case: (best M. Stewart)
"A good thing."


moto


A bird in the hand, isn't worth much.


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(Msg. 5) Posted: Fri Aug 13, 2004 3:20 pm
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On Fri, 13 Aug 2004 09:20:30 GMT, "Margaret M."
<maggiemod RemoveThis @REMOVE.houston.rr.com> wrote:

 >moto wrote:
  >> donnie ...
  >> You're about as funny as a wheelchair.
  >> Dream that up on your own, didja?
 >
 >Actually, moto, people have been sending it to their *friends* in
 >email for quite some time now. I'm surprised you haven't gotten it in
 >your email.
 >
 >Uh...nevermind.
 >Mag
 >


OK If that one was old how about this?

I am sure none of us are superstitious on this Friday the 13th. But I
ask you, would you schedule your wedding on Friday the 13th or want
your first child born on this day?

What about names. Would you want a name containing 13 letters?

Before you answer check out a few of the following examples:

Albert DeSalvo = 13
Charles Manson = 13
Theodore Bundy = 13
Jeffrey Dalmer = 13
Heriberto Seda = 13
Aileen Wuornos = 13
Wayne Williams = 13
Angelo Buono Jr = 13
John Wayne Gacy = 13


Well that has to make you think.


How about:

Don Binns = 8 Whew safe and relatively harmless.
Mag = 3 Also safe but I am not sure she is harmless Wink
Mowtown Moto = 11 OK safe but he can't count past his fingers so
lets not tell him..
Road Glidin Don = Oh Oh! Let's hope he is not reloading.

So much for numbers and superstition. I don't believe a word of it.
Touch wood.

Don Binns
84 - Virago 1000
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(Msg. 6) Posted: Fri Aug 13, 2004 3:20 pm
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"Calgary" <dlbcaldeletethis.DeleteThis@telus.net> wrote in message
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 >
 > OK If that one was old how about this?
 >
 > I am sure none of us are superstitious on this Friday the 13th. But I
 > ask you, would you schedule your wedding on Friday the 13th or want
 > your first child born on this day?
 >

Joe's younger brother was born on Friday the 13th. I'll leave it at that.
Wink

 > What about names. Would you want a name containing 13 letters?
 >
 > Before you answer check out a few of the following examples:
 >
 > Albert DeSalvo = 13
 > Charles Manson = 13
 > Theodore Bundy = 13
 > Jeffrey Dalmer = 13
 > Heriberto Seda = 13
 > Aileen Wuornos = 13
 > Wayne Williams = 13
 > Angelo Buono Jr = 13
 > John Wayne Gacy = 13
 >
 >
 > Well that has to make you think.

Uh, oh. You better watch out. I might "turn" at any moment. Wink


 >
 >
 > How about:
 >
 > Don Binns = 8 Whew safe and relatively harmless.
 > Mag = 3 Also safe but I am not sure she is harmless Wink
 > Mowtown Moto = 11 OK safe but he can't count past his fingers so
 > lets not tell him..
 > Road Glidin Don = Oh Oh! Let's hope he is not reloading.
 >
 > So much for numbers and superstition. I don't believe a word of it.
 > Touch wood.
 >

Friday the 13th has always been a good day for me. Today has started out
really well. I woke up.

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'02 XVS650A (Deerslayer)
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(Msg. 7) Posted: Fri Aug 13, 2004 7:30 pm
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On Fri, 13 Aug 2004 10:11:39 -0700, "Sunny Williams"
<sunny.TakeThisOut@this-is-not-my-domain.org> wrote:

 >"Calgary" <dlbcaldeletethis.TakeThisOut@telus.net> wrote in message
 >news:s9iph0l7ir3pu34ep8vjui0v1bh574aq8v@4ax.com...
  >>
  >> OK If that one was old how about this?
  >>
  >> I am sure none of us are superstitious on this Friday the 13th. But I
  >> ask you, would you schedule your wedding on Friday the 13th or want
  >> your first child born on this day?
  >>
 >
 >Joe's younger brother was born on Friday the 13th. I'll leave it at that.
 >Wink
 >
  >> What about names. Would you want a name containing 13 letters?
  >>
  >> Before you answer check out a few of the following examples:
  >>
  >> Albert DeSalvo = 13
  >> Charles Manson = 13
  >> Theodore Bundy = 13
  >> Jeffrey Dalmer = 13
  >> Heriberto Seda = 13
  >> Aileen Wuornos = 13
  >> Wayne Williams = 13
  >> Angelo Buono Jr = 13
  >> John Wayne Gacy = 13
  >>
  >>
  >> Well that has to make you think.
 >
 >Uh, oh. You better watch out. I might "turn" at any moment. Wink
 >
 >
  >>
  >>
  >> How about:
  >>
  >> Don Binns = 8 Whew safe and relatively harmless.
  >> Mag = 3 Also safe but I am not sure she is harmless Wink
  >> Mowtown Moto = 11 OK safe but he can't count past his fingers so
  >> lets not tell him..
  >> Road Glidin Don = Oh Oh! Let's hope he is not reloading.
  >>
  >> So much for numbers and superstition. I don't believe a word of it.
  >> Touch wood.
  >>
 >
 >Friday the 13th has always been a good day for me. Today has started out
 >really well. I woke up.


Me too and for me the best part was, no work today, so I could go back
to sleep.

Hmmm Sunny Williams? 13 Wink

Don Binns
84 - Virago 1000
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(Msg. 8) Posted: Sat Aug 14, 2004 12:31 am
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Calgary wrote:
 > I am sure none of us are superstitious on this Friday the 13th.
 > But I ask you, would you schedule your wedding on Friday the 13th
 > or want your first child born on this day?

Well, I survived the ride today, except for a bit of sunburn this
afternoon when I shed the leather. It's not the 13th that kicks my
ass, it's the Saturday the 14th that usually gets me. Surprised)
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